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justsayinnn: iammadvillain: flyingfruitsauce: THIS SHIT HAD ME ROLLIN dying, dying, #DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Would you rather...?
90skidandcompany: Climb the Super Agro Crag Or go inside the Temple The choice is yours. And yours alone.
Boys say they like natural girls,
angelinakoylovesyou: But honestly, if there’s two girls walking down the street, one with nice smokey eyes and a classy red lipstick and another with shoved up hair and no makeup; you’re going to be looking at the one who made an effort .. and if boys do prefer natural girls, why is it always the girls who wear the most makeup who actually get the boyfriends?
When you dislike someone so much that their name...
fuckyeahlaughters: roomno382: .
When I'm on my period, I have four emotions:
itsjanallenrabanal: Hungry as fuck: Angry as fuck: Sad as fuck: and lastly, Irritated as fuck don’t some girls get horny though?
The awkward moment when you have a thousand tabs...
justnithya: CONGRATULATIONS. YOU WON!
That awkward moment when all your friends are...
When boys and girls are best friends.
tayxsue: What people think happens: What really happens:
No fucking respect.
"Friend": Hey, I heard you got a girlfriend.
"Friend": Oh foreals? That's cool man.
"Friend": So you fuck her yet?
"Friend": Did you fuck her?
Me: No wtf? Why would I do that?
"Friend": Wtf nigga? What you mean why would you do that? That shit feels good.
Me: Okay and? Just because we're going out and shit doesn't mean I have to fuck her.
"Friend": I know but I thought you would have already.
Me: I'm not like that dude. I'm still a virgin too. I'm not even ready to do any of that yet.
"Friend": Wtf nigga? You're a little bitch haha. Pussssyyyyy
Me: Call me whatever the fuck you like man. I'm not tripping.
"Friend": You a bitch dude. Stupid ass nigga.
Me: Okay man. I'm a bitch because I respect females and you don't.
"Friend": They're not female, they're bitches
Me: Nah man, they're FEMALES. You're the bitch and a little boy. Grow the fuck up and learn how to respect females. You're on some little kid shit. You're being an immature little fucktard. Don't be mad because I can be patient and wait for sex. I don't need that shit right now. Get the fuck away from me man. I didn't know you were like this. I feel stupid for calling you a friend.
nickelodeonkids: ibieberhearts: Who else thinks Cat’s brother should make an appearance on Victorious? Cat’s brother = Victorious’ own Sam’s mom.
I hate how the brain is most active at night.
It’s the only time I post anything meaningful. -.-
I wonder if I'll be able to get/handle a second...
I’ve applied at the pet store across the street from my current job, Vons (which is also across the street -.-), Coldstone’s, a veterinary office, and tomorrow I’m applying at Jamba Juice, Yogurtland, Get Shaved (which I’d rather not but whatever), maybeee Starbucks cause I know people. Blahblahblah, gotta save up for a car before school starts in October. Once nursing...
hi baby: Man robs bank to get medical care in... →
stevendtran: Some people who need medical care but can’t afford it go to the emergency room. Others just hope they’ll get better. James Richard Verone robbed a bank. Earlier this month, Verone (pictured), a 59-year-old convenience store clerk, walked into a Gaston, N.C., bank and… I would’ve done the same thing. Kinda. If I were to ever become homeless, I’d do something so I...
Wtf is wrong with people
time to bring out the bazooka